Houston. No, I do not ride, and I am tired of that joke
Posted as not_a_cowboy
- Looking for
- a dominant with an original opening line
- Experience
- Six years, two dynamics, one of them excellent.
- Around
- the Heights, Houston
I have lived here my whole life and I have never been on a horse. I do not own boots. The closest I get to any of it is driving past the trailers on my way to work.
I mention this because every third message I get is a variation on the same joke, and I have run out of ways to answer it politely. If you were about to write it, please think of a second option first. Thirty four, Houston, submissive, six years in. Two real dynamics: one that was fine and taught me what I did not want, and one that was genuinely excellent and ended because he moved abroad for work, which I have decided to be gracious about.
What I am after is somebody with a real personality. That sounds like nothing and it turns out to be the rarest thing on any board. I would much rather have an odd, specific, slightly awkward man or woman with actual opinions than a smooth one who has clearly sent this exact message forty times already. I like being given rules, and I like breaking exactly one of them to see what happens, which I am telling you in advance because it is only funny if it is expected.
Anywhere inside the beltway, and past it if there is a reason. I do not mind the drive, I do it for work anyway.
Please read your own message before you send it. That is the entire bar and it is on the floor.